For some time many of us have
wondered just who is Jack Schidt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, "You don't know Jack Schidt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy
efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schidt is the only son of Awe Schidt.
Awe Schidt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schidt, the owner of Needeep
N. Schidt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schidt married Noe Schidt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schidt, Giva Schidt,
Fulla Schidt, Bull Schidt, and the twins Deap Schidt and Dip Schidt. Against
her parents' objections, Deap Schidt married Dumb Schidt, a high school
After being married 15 years, Jack and
Noe Schidt divorced. Noe Schidt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because
her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She
was then known as Noe Schidt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schidt married Loda Schidt,
and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken
Schidt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schidt and Giva Schidt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers
in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schidt-Happens nuptials.
The Schidt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schidt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Now when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schidt, " you can correct them.